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How do you get the illuminati to stop raping you while you sleep?

Home» Law Enforcement & Police » How do you get the illuminati to stop raping you while you sleep?
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What the hell do they want?

Hell, Links, Sleep

9 comments on “How do you get the illuminati to stop raping you while you sleep?”

  1. Goblin says:
    July 26, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Tell them the Bilderbergers are waiting across the street in sexy nightgowns.

  2. jennatellwertz says:
    July 29, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    The only thing I can make of this question is either you are a little off in the head, or you may be suffering from Sleep Paralysis.
    I have heard some interesting stories about the Illuminati when I was hitch-hiking across country.
    Apparently they try to steal your Khunalindi through sexual encounters. If you notice an odd wound on the back of your neck they have stolen your soul / Khunalindi.

  3. Phil Anders says:
    July 30, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    throw them a basketball.

  4. Bryan S says:
    August 2, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Turn of the TV, read a book.

  5. Rain says:
    August 5, 2010 at 5:20 am

    chastity belt, get a pissed off bull mastiv who only trusts you.

  6. Magickman says:
    August 7, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Then want to control the world, with you as their slave. Get a Pentagram, have a Wiccan bless it for you, and wear it all the time. This is the only symbol that evil cannot cross.

  7. JAMES K says:
    August 9, 2010 at 9:04 am

    The Illuminati means ‘the enlightened ones’.

  8. Sky Chumbly says:
    August 11, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Wear a chastity belt. And skip the goofy Wiccan-pentagram idea.

  9. jfkld says:
    August 21, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Fk them!!!

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