MIT Researchers Claim Tin-Foil Hats Don’t Stop Government Mind Control Rays

MIT researchers are claiming that tin-foil helmets do not stop government mind control rays (and may, in fact, make them more powerful!) However, the opposition respectfully disagrees.

MIT researchers are claiming that tin-foil helmets do not stop government mind control rays (and may, in fact, make them more powerful!) However, the opposition respectfully disagrees.

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

Abstract: Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

MIT researchers are claiming that tin-foil helmets do not stop government mind control rays (and may, in fact, make them more powerful!) However, the opposition respectfully disagrees. It has long been suspected that the government has been using satellites to read and control the minds of certain citizens. The use of aluminum helmets has been a common guerrilla tactic against the government's invasive tactics [1]. Surprisingly, these helmets can in fact help the government spy on citizens by amplifying certain key frequency ranges reserved for government use. In addition, none of the three helmets we analyzed provided significant attenuation to most frequency bands.

DPi has produced a rebuttal to the MIT anti-tin-foil helmet study claiming it has serious flaws that make its conclusion highly suspect.

DPI SAYS TIN FOIL HATS REALY WORK!A recent MIT study calls into question the effectiveness of Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanies. However, there are serious flaws in this study, not the least of which is a complete mischaracterization of the process of psychotronic mind control. I theorize that the study is, in fact, NWO propaganda designed to spread FUD against deflector beanie technology, and aluminum shielding in general, in order to disembeanie paranoids, leaving them open to mind control. - DPi

This claim is supported by the following diagram:
DPI SAY TIN FOIL HATS REALY WORK!

FIGURE 1: An AFDB-covered brain (A) is shielded by a repulsive resonance buffer (B), which deflects psychotronic fields (C). Coherent psychotronic rays (D) are defected at the aluminum surface (E) and decoherently scattered (F). The resonance buffer encapsulates the brain (G), providing basal protection against fields and glancing rays.

Sources:
MIT Study
DPi Rebbutal

1 comment:

  1. omar

    tin foil hats are a symbol of paranoia! .. they’re cool. and nothing can protect from nothing. they’re just a symbol ! so mit .. good job at proving they dont’ work .. but can u please help in designing something that does work.. cuz i’m honestly paranoid! :D

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