These sketches from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 28 “And the Winner Is…” performed Nov. 8, 2009 at iO West Theater in Hollywood *************************** Watch the whole episode on the show’s playlist *************************** Running Order: 1. 365 DAYS LATER by Derek Jeremiah Reid Rahm Emanuel (Neil), Barack Obama (Matt), Reporter #1 (Phillip), Reporter #2 (Shannon), Reporter #3 (Brian), Helen Thomas (Artemis), Morgan Freeman (Derek) 2. YANKEES WIN! YANKEES WIN! by Andy Harris Sarah (Melissa), Alex Rodriguez (Neil), Derek Jeter (Derek), Andy Pettitte (Brian), Phillies Fan (Christopher) 3. THE AFGHANISTAN BOX by Phil Ranta Barack Obama (Matt), General Odierno (Phillip) 4. STEPHEN KING’S GAYNE by Ben Boodman Voiceover (Matt), Chris (Neil), Ken (Brian), Spirit #1 (Christopher), Spirit #2 (Derek), Annie Wilkes (Artemis), Jack Torrance (Phillip), Carrie White (Shannon) 5. POLYGAMY PLACE: TRIAL PREP by Christopher Biewer and Mirage Thrams Leroy Johnson Steed (Christopher), Mail Molly (Neil), Suzy (Melissa), Announcer (Matt) 6. CHRIS’ REBUTTAL by Andy Harris Diane Sawyer (Shannon), Chris Brown (Matt) 7. AT THE B AND N by Michael Hughes and Dave Ciaccio Captain Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger (Phillip), Tricia (Artemis), Anita (Melissa) 8. LAUSD UNIFORMS by Erich Eilenberger Mr. Belding (Christopher), Zack Morris (Neil), AC Slater (Derek), Screech Powers (Brian), Kelly Kapowski (Shannon), Jessie Spano (Melissa) 9. OSCAR HOST AUDITIONS by Andrew Payne Adam Shankman (Christopher …